im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if...
it just dawned on me every time you find a random picture on google that’s someone’s FACE
SOMEONE OWNS THAT FACE
If you’re acting like an asshole, I will call you out on it.
That being said, if you feel like I’m being an asshole, don’t be afraid to call me out...
my groupmates for a world lit project wanted to make the text of he presentation be comic sans as a joke. This lead to a chain of escalation where...

also, new avatar

MY BABY SISTER IS 13 TODAY! I FEEL SO OLD!
Why no, there is no normal picture of just the two of us.
Why, you ask?
BECAUSE SHE’S A MINI ME.
SHE IS JUST AS RIDICULOUS AS I AM
WHOOHOO!
I’ve started to like my smile now that I have a full set of teeth on the top of my mouth.
People also find it odd I almost never wear makeup.
I’m just lazy.
Oh well.
I found a hat
Alex found a motherfuckin hat.

look at that motherfucking pom pom.
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