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"Now I feel like I'm losing my mind, I used to think all the time. Now thinking hurts and feeling is worse; I liked reality better when it was a dream."

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I'm Alex. I post a lot of Doctor Who and Alex Kingston. I have a slight obsession with both. I'm very liberal. I'm a writer, a lover, and a fighter.

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baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too...

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fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

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jadehariey:

GUYS CAN WE JUST

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I think like 90% of my text posts are about how much I want a boyfriend.

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Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.

Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

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veggietalesyaoi:

i either reblog one thing every 5 hours or reblog 84 things in 3 minutes there is no inbetween

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Anonymous Asks:

yo f u alex idk why just f u

alexkinglet Said:

..I would say shhh Ellen but Ellen is at work right now, I’m pretty sure

$the-uncensored-she: coeur-de-porcelaine: hatecastrator: This is the only thing boys on the internet care about at the end of the day They give no fucks about sexism, all they want is to be assured that it’s only ”a tiny fraction of men” that is the problem, that they are not part of it, and therefore they don’t have to question anything about themselves. The one thing that only matter to males…never taking responsibility for their shitty, oppressive behavior, or critically analyzing their own privileged position in society and sense of entitlement, and of course always word- and tone-policing women and invading feminist and womanist spaces, *and* never calling out their male friends and other guys for their misogynistic behavior because misogyny is also a form of male bonding.$

the-uncensored-she:

coeur-de-porcelaine:

hatecastrator:

This is the only thing boys on the internet care about at the end of the day

They give no fucks about sexism, all they want is to be assured that it’s only ”a tiny fraction of men” that is the problem, that they are not part of it, and therefore they don’t have to question anything about themselves.

The one thing that only matter to males…never taking responsibility for their shitty, oppressive behavior, or critically analyzing their own privileged position in society and sense of entitlement, and of course always word- and tone-policing women and invading feminist and womanist spaces, *and* never calling out their male friends and other guys for their misogynistic behavior because misogyny is also a form of male bonding.

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baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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becominginspired:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in

Wtf

But in 6 months it will still be December?

kaokay:

viora-manor:

youhavetobelieveinme:

torn-by-dreams:

bakasuke-prince:

crimsonhymns:

ac110:

theshiningd:

cautioncat:

I think this could be considered a reference…

Reference, indeed.

Oh.

i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
whatare you eventrying to accomplishthis isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god

…Fucking Olympics.

hahaAHAAHAHA

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Oh well

*scene-sitting on the couch after eating a Blizzard from Dairy Queen*
Me: *farts loudly*
Annika: Did you take Lactaid?
Me: ....shit.

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year

#why blaze it when you can praise it

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grrrenadine:

ta da

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thecomicreliefcharacter:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place

no girls allowed

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dorkstrider:

high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

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kfish5050:

emkaymlp:

tumblr user discovers there’s no difference between men and women

literally no difference whatsoever

humans all have the same genitalia and chromosomes

the patriarchy crumbles as a new era of world peace is ushered in and they get a nobel prize for their outstanding discovery

Regardless of this outstanding discovery, the human race decides to separate itself into groups based on whether or not they like potatoes

The potatriarchy forms

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