imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
I think like 90% of my text posts are about how much I want a boyfriend.
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)
Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.
..I would say shhh Ellen but Ellen is at work right now, I’m pretty sure
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
But in 6 months it will still be December?
high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone
tumblr user discovers there’s no difference between men and women
literally no difference whatsoever
humans all have the same genitalia and chromosomes
the patriarchy crumbles as a new era of world peace is ushered in and they get a nobel prize for their outstanding discovery
Regardless of this outstanding discovery, the human race decides to separate itself into groups based on whether or not they like potatoes
The potatriarchy forms