I bet if I knew how to juggle I’d have a boyfriend by now
I do know how to juggle and I still...
No I don’t want to get pregnant
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
1. You’re a bitch.
3. Go kill yourself.
4. *insert generic judgmental phrase here*
I know who you are, I know where you live, and I know your mother.
Ahem. Creep on my blog. It’s fine. I don’t care. But if you send me another judgmental anon, I will show up at your house.