who the fuck
thought the phrase
“i have lost the ability to can”
was a good idea
June 2012
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on the internet I hardly know told me.
I am not adorable I am bizarre.
rileyatbiggiantloserdotcom replied to your video
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN ADORABLE. ACTUALLY THOUGH.
nope youre great and that was the best video ive seen in like. forever
My cat wasn’t too pleased I made her dance with me.
I gave her sausage to make her happy again.
did you just tag this as yourself? what? shh. its okay.
I have Missing E, so when I reblog things from people it keeps their tags, and 99% of the time I don’t even notice that there are tags I’m reblogging.
Theoretically, this could mean that if you tagged something with “Alex enjoys fucking donkeys and licking windows” I would not notice.
Though now I may be on the watch for things like that.
yeah i do that too and like whoops that was someone else’s reaction, i dont have those intense feels. oh well. ill pretend.
99% of the time, I do have the intense feels though.
Because most of the tags are Doctor Who related.
What is my life.
Also my cat is staring at me.
She’s expecting another sausage.
ew no im gay GOSH. THATS LIKE TOTALLY NOT COOL TO ERASE MY IDENTITY LIKE THAT IMMA GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRY
Demidec Dan transcends the boundaries of sexuality.
Or was it the alpaca fucking you were referring to?
I participated in Acacest my senior year of high school.
Grivy (one of our coaches) told us we could sit next to each other at state but were not allowed to touch.
tw: acacest
i need to stop ironically tagging triggers. like i tagged something tw: ass just now and PISS ON ME FUCKING PISS ON ME.
I’m such a nerd. I’m going on my third year not being in Acadec and I’m still speaking like this.
i dont even understand how people can not continue acadec. like im dying without my materials yet. what will i do next summer. help.
Die. Or hang out with the new acanerds and become Acadec Mama Bear like I’ve become.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We can put a stop to this. Please reblog.
reblogging coz I have a heart
I am not adorable I am bizarre.
rileyatbiggiantloserdotcom replied to your video
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN ADORABLE. ACTUALLY THOUGH.
nope youre great and that was the best video ive seen in like. forever
My cat wasn’t too pleased I made her dance with me.
I gave her sausage to make her happy again.
did you just tag this as yourself? what? shh. its okay.
I have Missing E, so when I reblog things from people it keeps their tags, and 99% of the time I don’t even notice that there are tags I’m reblogging.
Theoretically, this could mean that if you tagged something with “Alex enjoys fucking donkeys and licking windows” I would not notice.
Though now I may be on the watch for things like that.
yeah i do that too and like whoops that was someone else’s reaction, i dont have those intense feels. oh well. ill pretend.
99% of the time, I do have the intense feels though.
Because most of the tags are Doctor Who related.
What is my life.
Also my cat is staring at me.
She’s expecting another sausage.
ew no im gay GOSH. THATS LIKE TOTALLY NOT COOL TO ERASE MY IDENTITY LIKE THAT IMMA GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRY
Demidec Dan transcends the boundaries of sexuality.
Or was it the alpaca fucking you were referring to?
I participated in Acacest my senior year of high school.
Grivy (one of our coaches) told us we could sit next to each other at state but were not allowed to touch.
tw: acacest
i need to stop ironically tagging triggers. like i tagged something tw: ass just now and PISS ON ME FUCKING PISS ON ME.
I’m such a nerd. I’m going on my third year not being in Acadec and I’m still speaking like this.
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither does she
I am not adorable I am bizarre.
rileyatbiggiantloserdotcom replied to your video
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN ADORABLE. ACTUALLY THOUGH.
nope youre great and that was the best video ive seen in like. forever
My cat wasn’t too pleased I made her dance with me.
I gave her sausage to make her happy again.
did you just tag this as yourself? what? shh. its okay.
I have Missing E, so when I reblog things from people it keeps their tags, and 99% of the time I don’t even notice that there are tags I’m reblogging.
Theoretically, this could mean that if you tagged something with “Alex enjoys fucking donkeys and licking windows” I would not notice.
Though now I may be on the watch for things like that.
yeah i do that too and like whoops that was someone else’s reaction, i dont have those intense feels. oh well. ill pretend.
99% of the time, I do have the intense feels though.
Because most of the tags are Doctor Who related.
What is my life.
Also my cat is staring at me.
She’s expecting another sausage.
ew no im gay GOSH. THATS LIKE TOTALLY NOT COOL TO ERASE MY IDENTITY LIKE THAT IMMA GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRY
Demidec Dan transcends the boundaries of sexuality.
Or was it the alpaca fucking you were referring to?
I participated in Acacest my senior year of high school.
Grivy (one of our coaches) told us we could sit next to each other at state but were not allowed to touch.
- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
I am not adorable I am bizarre.
rileyatbiggiantloserdotcom replied to your video
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN ADORABLE. ACTUALLY THOUGH.
nope youre great and that was the best video ive seen in like. forever
My cat wasn’t too pleased I made her dance with me.
I gave her sausage to make her happy again.
did you just tag this as yourself? what? shh. its okay.
I have Missing E, so when I reblog things from people it keeps their tags, and 99% of the time I don’t even notice that there are tags I’m reblogging.
Theoretically, this could mean that if you tagged something with “Alex enjoys fucking donkeys and licking windows” I would not notice.
Though now I may be on the watch for things like that.
yeah i do that too and like whoops that was someone else’s reaction, i dont have those intense feels. oh well. ill pretend.
99% of the time, I do have the intense feels though.
Because most of the tags are Doctor Who related.
What is my life.
Also my cat is staring at me.
She’s expecting another sausage.
ew no im gay GOSH. THATS LIKE TOTALLY NOT COOL TO ERASE MY IDENTITY LIKE THAT IMMA GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE I AM SO ANGRY
Demidec Dan transcends the boundaries of sexuality.
Or was it the alpaca fucking you were referring to?
I am not adorable I am bizarre.
rileyatbiggiantloserdotcom replied to your video
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN ADORABLE. ACTUALLY THOUGH.
nope youre great and that was the best video ive seen in like. forever
My cat wasn’t too pleased I made her dance with me.
I gave her sausage to make her happy again.
did you just tag this as yourself? what? shh. its okay.
I have Missing E, so when I reblog things from people it keeps their tags, and 99% of the time I don’t even notice that there are tags I’m reblogging.
Theoretically, this could mean that if you tagged something with “Alex enjoys fucking donkeys and licking windows” I would not notice.
Though now I may be on the watch for things like that.
yeah i do that too and like whoops that was someone else’s reaction, i dont have those intense feels. oh well. ill pretend.
99% of the time, I do have the intense feels though.
Because most of the tags are Doctor Who related.
What is my life.
Also my cat is staring at me.
She’s expecting another sausage.
I am not adorable I am bizarre.
rileyatbiggiantloserdotcom replied to your video
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN ADORABLE. ACTUALLY THOUGH.
nope youre great and that was the best video ive seen in like. forever
My cat wasn’t too pleased I made her dance with me.
I gave her sausage to make her happy again.
did you just tag this as yourself? what? shh. its okay.
I have Missing E, so when I reblog things from people it keeps their tags, and 99% of the time I don’t even notice that there are tags I’m reblogging.
Theoretically, this could mean that if you tagged something with “Alex enjoys fucking donkeys and licking windows” I would not notice.
Though now I may be on the watch for things like that.
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.
- Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
- Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
- Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
- Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
- Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
- Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
