- Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
- Me: Nine and three quarters
Raise your hands, guys. Me first.
Nice to meet you, we’re all one in this heaven. :D
…If you don’t want to do, it’s okay. Yeah, really. ….
explaining doctor who to people who haven’t seen it should be a sport
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
I will not participate in the “Harry Potter day”.
Because I already blog about Harry Potter every day.
- Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
- Dad: You don't want to know son..
- Son: Please dad!
- Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
- Son: Then what happened daddy!
- Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
Submitted by: Anon