Your Bespoke Psychopath

MATT LEBLANC’S HAIR.

IT’S GRAY.

JOEY IS OLD!

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You don’t belong in introductory econ.  If our tests aren’t curved, I’M BLAMING YOU!

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Okay, I’m sick of everybody pissing and moaning about this. The left is blaming the right, the right is blaming the left. But what everybody seems to have forgotten is that people were injured and killed today. The political views of the gunman does NOT matter. Whether he was democrat or republican, conservative or liberal, does not matter. What matters is the fact that clearly, we are NOT one nation united, because when something like this happens, all we can do is point fingers. There is nobody to blame but the gunman. Not the liberals, not the conservatives, not Sarah Palin. In the end, it doesn’t matter.  People were hurt today.  And the fact that something like this can tear the country apart does not bode well.  I fear for the future of the United States.

(Intro) 

Let’s get this fucking party started 
We’re back again 
With more drama through your stereo 
It’s Snow White’s Poison Bite 
LET’S GO! 

DIE! 

(Verse) 

Doom 
Doom 
Doomed 
On Valentine’s Day 
She’s just a girl and she’s so strange 
February 14th’s never the same (2x) 

(Pre-Chorus) 

So come on everybody 
Let’s save this girl 
This is a story of a girl that has 
A knife on her vains and she must be saved 
Valentine’s Day is never the same 

So come on everybody 
Let’s save this girl 
This is a story of a girl that has 
A messed up life it can be ok 
Valentine’s Day is never the same 

(Chorus 1.) 

In the story of 
A girl who hides away her pain 
Please dont cry it’s all ok 
Let’s make it better together today 

(Bridge 1.) 

She’s 
Doom 
Doom 
Doomed 
On Valentine’s Day 

Doom! 
Doom! 
Doomed! 
On Valentine’s Day (3x) 

(Breakdown) 

DOOMED ON VALENTINE’ DAY! 
DOOM! 
DOOM! 
DOOMED ON VALENTINE’S DAY! 

(Bridge 2.) 

She’s got the bullets 
She’s got the gun 
Pull back the trigger 
Let’s end the fun 

(Spoken part) 

Alright now ladies and gentlemen 
i wanna see all of you clap your fucking hands, come on! 
this story is about a girl named Kristy Killings 
a one,two and a one,two,three,four 

(Background vocals with spoken part) 

She’s got the bullets 
She’s got the gun 
Pull back the trigger 
Let’s end this fun for everyone 

(Bridge 2. continues) 

She’s 
Doom 
Doom 
Doomed 
On Valentine’s Day 
February 14th’s never the same 
She’s 
Doom 
Doom 
Doomed 
On Valentine’s Day 
This is a fucking solo! 

(Chorus 2.) 

Goodbye Valentine 
romantic deathtrap for the girl 
who said she’s dead but she’s alive (2x) 

She said she’s dead 
She said she’s dead but she’s alive (2x) 

She said she’s dead! 
but she’s alive! 
but she’s alive! (2x) 

(End) 

She said she’s dead but she’s alive (4x)

Ooooh socio-psychiatric.  My econ professor is so incredibly awesome.  She uses big words that we really don’t care about, and makes us sit in class for 3 hours a day, 5 days a week.  Ooh, I want to be rich!  She should tell us how to be rich!  Oh, buy things so people THINK we’re rich?!  That’s an amazing idea!

Blah blah blah blah blah.  

Apparently only 37% of teens have an mp3 player.  Only 61% have cell phones…I think your data is WRONG.

Utility-a nice fancy term, according to my prof.  It’s how much satisfaction we get out of buying things.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!  ME THINK GOOD!  ME BE EDUMAKATED!