May 2013
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welcometobethville:
It’s not often that I get so mad at a thing that I have to go to my Tumblr to talk about it. I tend to keep politics, religion, and anger away from Welcome to Bethville! because it is very sensitive and prone to fits of crying. But over here, on Welcome to Bethville:…
screamingcrawfish:
ayyebringitbackdinogurl:
transmerrily:
corgabe:
Did u know that if you are transgender u must always be willing and compliant about every single question asked by a cisgender person and speak continuous knowledge directly into their buttholes
also you must do it staring at the ground because god forbid you give any attitude amirite
Okay like if I asked any questions...
I have an alcohol box in my room.
There are:
4 bottles of Berry Weiss
3 bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade
2 bottles of Mike’s Hard Black Cherry Lemonade
2 bottles of Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade
1 bottle of Mike’s Hard Limeade
5 bottles of Smirnoff Ice Berry Burst
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice Green Apple
Well.
deanbean-and-samjam:
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
goddess-of-trickery:
awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:
Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.
I wonder what we look like to the outside world
Probably more sane than the SPN fandom.
bring back satan
condorn:
Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
so-sherlockian:
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
But really.
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
how can you go through life not enjoying or using puns
like
where’s the pun in that
ihateyouson:
dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
are we just going to ignore the fact he’s wearing three watches?
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
irrationalwitch:
pottercolours:
friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿
#he’s a keeper
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
chlotana:
baby-youremyliquor:
chlotana:
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
bean-alchemist:
swexan:
libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
